Ok, it's Thursday, but Friday's are too crazy here! I'm lucky to get on a computer, much less post! So here goes what didn't happen in my world this week.
I absolutely did not choose to wear jeans to school on a non-jean day. I'm way to professional to push the lines of dress code at my school. Come on! I'm quite the fashion plate!
I also didn't wear my hair in a pony tail on the same day because I was too lazy to do my hair. Come on! Didn't I tell you I was a fashion plate? Fashion plates don't do that....
In addition, I totally didn't start reading Brisinger again before my children have had the chance to get through it once. Just because it's an awesome book is no reason for me to be greedy with it. Besides, I always put my children first....
My week has been full of things I just simply didn't do, like teach the lady I work with to use words and sounds like "really", "Hu-Ja" and "raaaaaack". I would never spread words that are not part of the official English language.
Hmmmm. Let's see. I've just completely stayed out of trouble this week! In fact, I didn't even wait until the last minute to start a homework assignment I've known about for 2 weeks. That would just be totally irresponsible anyway - something I would just never do.
You know something else I would absolutely never do? Fall asleep on the couch around 8, get woken up by an irritated husband around 9:30, and for revenge - no, wait for it! What I didn't do was really mean....here it comes...here it comes... - I didn't go to bed without brushing my teeth. It's not only nasty, it's really mean to the person sleeping beside you! :)
In fact, after I didn't not brush my teeth, I didn't wake up with the worst nasty, disgusting, horribly terrifying, dragon breath ever! Since I would never go to bed with gross teeth, I could never wake up in that condition. Good thing!
Ok - feeling pretty good. Think I'll go sit on the couch and not fall asleep! :)
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