I always do! EVERYTIME there is a lottery, I win! It's just the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I think my name knows there is a contest, hops to the top, and gets drawn!
Of course you realize I'm not talking about the kind of lottery that gets you money - I'm talking about the kind of lottery that gets you work. Anytime there's any "randomly picked" teachers to cover something, I'm on it! I'm thinking that random needs a new definition... Here it is.
Random - Adjective - (1)describes process of picking Sheridan Wittig out from the 50 other possible people for a project. (2)Describes the process of picking someone else in a non-biased way to work with Sheridan Wittig on a project.
Truly! I really think that Webster needs to make a change. Guess who's school district was audited by a division of the TEA (Texas Education Agency). Oh! That was me... Guess who got picked at random to attend a meeting? Oh! That was me... Guess who had a teacher get picked to talk to? Oh! That was me too!
Are you seeing a pattern? Me too. I am going to request a formal apology from Websters for the inaccurate definition in the dictionary. Wish me luck.
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LOL!! i can't even win THAT kind of lottery--*hangs head in shame* apparently, i'm not wanted AT ALL! :)
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