Crayons and Wine

You would think that crayons and wine have nothing to do with one another.

You're wrong. Just ask my daughter Melody. In a rare event, I bought wine at the store while she was with me. How does this connect crayons and wine? Here we go...

1. If you eat green crayons, it will affect your system. You could, potentially, excrete green pee. Yuck.

2. There is a wine that is called Pinot Grigio.

3. Melody talks like a goober.

So here we go...

I am looking at the wines, trying to decide if I'll buy one, and if I do which one it will be. Melody, being the helpful girl that she is chimes in. "Look mom, just get this pee-no-green-no." Since I hadn't eaten any green crayons this was pretty funny to me. I'm not sure where the pronunciation came in at, but I had a glass of wine last night, and this morning I peed-no-green-no. I guess maybe wine and crayons don't have much in common after all....